someone told me to leave John…. no, I don’t want to.
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
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how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
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❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
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i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
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i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
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Sex is the only topic I like AND know how to talk about to be honest, unless we talk about Bioshock Infinite. then..idk yeah